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Sex & Wine - The Art of Pairing Wine and sperm

Sex & Wines - The Art of the relationship of semen and wine

By Jenny Barbariba Email: jenny@barbariba.com
Web site: http://www.barbariba.com/mag/vis_Home.html

The Facts

Wine and semen have a natural affinity and although this has been known for centuries by Greek and Egyptian civilizations, it remains to this day, almost a taboo is not spoken in polite society. Today, as expected, very few master the art of pairing wine and semen despite the fact that it has much in common with some guidelines for pairing food and wine.

There are two schools of waste wine and the same standards of truth for each of the lovely couple with wine and semen. One is the "Birds of a Feather" theory, suggesting the involvement of light-bodied wines with lighter foods and full-bodied, with heavier wines, more flavorful food. The body of a wine that is so powerful and important to sit in the mouth.

On the other hand, some fans to sample suggest that opposites attract, that is, sweet wine, for example, food is sour.

An effective technique for pairing wine and semen based on similar guidelines exist and how it works.

Step One: You must describe, as accurate as possible, the taste of semen from your partner the same way you would use to describe the flavors of a particular food. This is the best way to do it.

Semen tasting technique
Make your lover ejaculation in the mouth completely and wipe your tongue for a few seconds before swallowing. Exhale through your nose as you swallow. Your taste buds and sense of smell work together.

Try whistling of semen in your mouth and then swallow while exhaling through the nose. Some prefer to "chew" semen before swallowing. Try each technique and see what works best for you.

Now write down your impressions: Do you remember the taste of a fruit or something familiar? Is a little on the sweet side or a little salt? It is acidic? Take note of its texture. It is thin or thick? And finally, regarding the amount, your mouth is full of semen or just a shy fall? Feel free to take notes as you can, the more accurate you are, the better the final pairing will have.

The art of pairing wine and semen
In Step two: With their comments in hand, follow these simple rules for better semen and marriage:

Abundant for semen and sticky with butter or Brie cheese as the taste, the best option would be light-bodied wines such as:
A Red Zinfandel: This wonderful and plentiful full of fruit and all American wine is perfect for romance and sticky semen taste like Brie bouquet will bring a unique and exciting. My suggestion: Hop Rana 2005 Zinfandel, Napa Valley. It's the best of the best Red Zin making love!
A Beaujolais: Beaujolais is a very light red wine with a deliciously intense flavor and bouquet fruity floral that subtly underline the smooth side of semen. My choice here: The 2005 Potel Aviron Cote de Brouilly mouth ready to receive other oral pleasures.

For the semen with a sweet almond or fruit flavors, go fruity white wines such as:
A Chardonnay: I heard that some Chardonnay are best for improving sperm delicate almond favors. The flavors go so well that I even prefer my Chardonnay with a drop of semen in her, but gives it a charisma awesome! I think this match could be described as a wonderful synergy. My suggestion: The Schramsberg 2003 Blanc de Blancs will give you three orgasms in a row so Free!
A Champagne: What's more magic than sex and champagne in this case, a medium-dry champagne would be a good choice for sweet and fruity taste of semen. Along with the flavor, champagne hasthe added visual effect. The sperm interaction with the bubbles is simply magical and fascinating! My coup de coeur here: The Moët Nectar & Chandon Imperial could certainly bring to paradise!

For the wealthy, semen salty, salty, acidic or semen, which is quite common you need about wines soft, like the cake the following:
A Sauvignon Blanc: This sexy and versatile white wine will match the acidity of the semen for the couple and at the same Time does not hide other delicate flavors. The best thing here: The 2006 Duckhorn Napa. You'll thank me for this.
A Chianti: Chianti natural acidity will decrease your perception high acidity of the semen and for that reason this wonderful Italian red wine might be a good option. My suggestion: A wonderful and unique 2004 Rufina Castello di Nipozzano.
Sauternes: This is the exception to the rule, but a Sauterne voluptuous, perfectly balanced sweet and creamy rich savory semen, and salty. The desire of my heart is here: In 2003, Château du Haut-Pick. I have had many memorable experiences with it.

Finally, for the semen with a strong and bitter taste always attach great body Wines like these:
A Cabernet Sauvignon: This wine is strong for strong semen is always a good thing to consider and an imposing but balanced Cabernet Sauvignon 2005 Gran Bodega as Cab ass never let you down. It's wonderful.
A port: A port could hide all tastes very unpleasant and strong sperm, but at the same time increase its slippery side. My suggestion: The harvest Barros 1991. There is so expensive and if you try a mouthful of semen from the combination will leave you simply ecstatic! Indeed, the port is also a very appropriate choice when they fall into threesomes, group sex or ATM (ass to mouth) the game.
Vodka: Though not a wine, vodka could be an option interesting, so go with the strong flavor semen. Here is a great recipe, little known, passed down through the ages: A shot of semen, of the divine types of semen almost all, if you like Vodka. The recipe: 2 ounces vodka and 1 ounce of tequila with a drop of semen on it. Salute!
If you are not sure which category semen from your partner falls, you can never go wrong with a port, is the most exciting wine sense of all to make love.

You should also know that it can alter the taste of semen from your partner a controlling what you eat for 12 hours or less before having sex with him. For semen of better taste, just remember these simple rules:
Avoid giving any strong-flavored or spicy foods.
Keep alcohol to a minimum.
Tell her to stay away from caffeinated beverages.
Give him a lot of fruit, preferably pineapple and strawberry.
And finally, we have drink as much water as possible.
Improve your tasting skills
Of course, as with wine tasting, developing the ability to taste the semen takes practice. The more we do, the better you feel with the process complete sense. You will discover, over time, their own pairing criteria that best suits your preferences.

Ultimately there is no system perfect for pairing wine and semen, but the fact is that this exercise is so interesting and difficult as finding the right wine for a particular food, except that here there often asked his dad for advice.

Note that there is no right or wrong, when it comes to personal taste preferences. Palate Each person is different and constantly evolving throughout life. The idea is to have fun and explore new possibilities, because after all, sex is the games for adults higher for what could be more wonderful and psychologically healthy to consider that? Enjoy!

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About the Author

Jenny Barbariba is an openly bisexual who describes herself as a "Post-Porn Modernist" and promotes her own conception of a pansexual, spiritual female sexuality.

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